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06-22-2009, 06:18 PM
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 Help! I found manbearpig!? Help! I was just relaxing home alone when I saw manbearpig through the window. I think he caught me looking at him...Oh my god I think he's knocking on the door right now! OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO!?  |
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06-22-2009, 07:17 PM
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| hmmm this is very serious and you need to deal with it very cautiously! Now make sure you DONT answer the door and if he looks back through the window at you, stay as still as possible. Man bear pig has quite a low tolerance of patience so he shouldnt be there too long. If he starts hitting the door trying to get in then make a half pigeon, half dog noise (as it should scare him away) and then chuck a wet towel over him. If none of this works then may god have mercy on your soul! |
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