Why i think evolutionists are pretty dumb:
Evolutionist Point 1: Humans Evolved from Monkeys.... "If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?"
You would also need to evolve a male and a female at the same time to continue to propagate the new monkey "species"... lol
Evolutionist Point 2: Humans share 98% or more DNA with Monkeys....
"Just because we share 98% of SOME
of our DNA with monkeys this does not make Monkeys our cousins"
"We also share about 50% of SOME
of our DNA with bananas and that doesn't make us half bananas, either from the waist up or the waist down."
Some really telling quotes: While many evolutionists proclaim that human DNA is 98% identical to chimpanzee DNA, few would lie by idly and allow themselves to receive a transplant using chimpanzee organs. As a matter of fact, American doctors tried using chimp organs in the 1960s, but in all cases the organs were totally unsuitable. The claim of 98% similarity between chimpanzees and humans is not only deceptive and misleading, but also scientifically incorrect. Today, scientists are finding more and more differences in DNA
from humans and chimps. For instance, a 2002 research study proved that human DNA was at least 5% different from chimpanzees—and that number probably will continue to grow as we learn all of the details about human DNA (Britten, 2002).
Jonathan Marks, (department of anthropology, University of California, Berkeley) has pointed out the often-overlooked problem with this “similarity” line of thinking.
Because DNA is a linear array of those four bases—A,G,C, and T—only four possibilities exist at any specific point in a DNA sequence. The laws of chance tell us that two random sequences from species that have no ancestry in common will match at about one in every four sites. Thus even two unrelated DNA sequences will be 25 percent identical, not 0 percent identical (2000, p. B-7).The truth is, if we consider the absolute amount of genetic material when comparing primates and humans, the 1-2% difference in DNA represents approximately 80 million different nucleotides (compared to the 3-4 billion nucleotides that make up the entire human genome). To help make this number understandable, consider the fact that if evolutionists had to pay you one penny for every nucleotide in that 1-2% difference between the human and the chimp, you would walk away with $800,000. Given those proportions, 1-2% does not appear so small, does it?
These same evolutionists dont even mention "Junk DNA" or non-coding DNA which is a bigger chunk of our genome than coding areas! These areas have been found to be very important for human life.
some interesting readings:
Do Human and Chimpanzee DNA Indicate an Evolutionary Relationship?
by Brad Harrub, Ph.D. and Bert Thompson, Ph.D.
I do believe in some evolution however the monkey theory has some really funny theories....