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Old 05-06-2011, 02:55 AM
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Old 05-06-2011, 02:59 AM
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Here they are:

what does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association

what is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? pull down it's genes

why do chemist like nitrates so much? they are cheaper than day rates

biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division
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Old 05-06-2011, 04:44 AM
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Hahaha, pretty good jokes. I find the last one specially funny, why? because it's true, lol
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Old 05-08-2011, 06:51 AM
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Here are some more!! Thanks Bernardo for sharing

if H-two-O isthe formula for water what is the formula for ice? H-two-O-CUBED

what is the name of the molecule CH2O? seawater

why is potassium a racist element? because when you put three of them together you get KKK

Conficius's once said "When you breathe you inspire and when you don't breathe you expire "

what is the chemical symbol for diarrhea?(CO (NH2)2)2

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Don't get the last one.....probably I'm stupid. Could someone enlighten me?
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i realy like the funny messages related to science, these jokes can create intrest in science.
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what does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association

that was good.
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Hi,

Thanks very much for this comment. It help me to think about my ideals.

Tks again and pls keep posting.
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cool....

nice jokes )
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An Apple a day,.....


Makes a 1 liter of Apple Juice a week.
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