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admin 05-06-2011 02:55 AM

Funny Science Jokes
 
Thank you to one of our friends on facebook for posting some very funny science jokes:)
Please add us as a friend there will be special benefits in the future;)

admin 05-06-2011 02:59 AM

Re: Funny Science Jokes
 
Here they are:

what does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association

what is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? pull down it's genes

why do chemist like nitrates so much? they are cheaper than day rates

biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division
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luisillo 05-06-2011 04:44 AM

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Hahaha, pretty good jokes. I find the last one specially funny, why? because it's true, lol

admin 05-08-2011 06:51 AM

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Here are some more!! Thanks Bernardo for sharing:)

if H-two-O isthe formula for water what is the formula for ice? H-two-O-CUBED

what is the name of the molecule CH2O? seawater

why is potassium a racist element? because when you put three of them together you get KKK

Conficius's once said "When you breathe you inspire and when you don't breathe you expire "

what is the chemical symbol for diarrhea?(CO (NH2)2)2

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kraefzke 05-09-2011 09:51 AM

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Don't get the last one.....probably I'm stupid. Could someone enlighten me?

nazia 05-16-2011 02:47 PM

Re: Funny Science Jokes
 
i realy like the funny messages related to science, these jokes can create intrest in science.

JuniorMickey 05-21-2011 02:07 AM

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what does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association

that was good. :)

hambim336 07-04-2011 01:16 AM

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Hi,

Thanks very much for this comment. It help me to think about my ideals.

Tks again and pls keep posting.

eHm.MS.Green 09-10-2011 11:42 AM

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cool....

nice jokes :))

jennykeller12 09-25-2011 10:48 PM

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An Apple a day,.....


Makes a 1 liter of Apple Juice a week.


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