|Register||Search||Today's Posts||Mark Forums Read|
|Science and Lab Jokes Post Science and Lab Jokes. Comment on anything science related and funny here!|
| ||LinkBack||Thread Tools||Display Modes|
A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention
in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When
he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00."
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off
down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized
shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel
where the Madam responded, "Why, yes, sir, this IS a Union House."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00."
"That's more like it!!!" the Teamster said. He handed the Madam $100.00, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive
"I'd like her for the night."
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then pointing to an 85 year old woman he said, "I'm sorry though, but she has seniority"
Re: Union Rules
And the price would be $100 - 20 for the house 30 for the union and 50 for the girl.
|rules , union|
|Thread||Thread Starter||Forum||Replies||Last Post|
|~~~ ASSOCIATION ~~~||email@example.com||Forum Physik||1||02-18-2013 06:21 AM|
|Worse than futile.||Jeff Relf||Physics Forum||310||10-19-2010 05:38 PM|
|Rules for RNA Primer design?||GregHouse||Biology Forum||0||06-23-2009 03:17 PM|
|[NEWS] AUSTRALIAN SCIENCE: New Misconduct Rules Aim to Minister to an Ailing System||moleculardude||Science News and Views||0||08-31-2007 04:54 AM|
|The rules of Euclidean Physics||Don1||Physics Forum||32||10-16-2005 09:49 PM|