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Old 02-20-2009, 11:37 AM
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When Mr. Leno of the Tonight Show went J-walking and asked pedestrians some science questions, he discovered some amazing new facts about the universe:

Jay Leno: "Why does dew appear on plants in the morning when the Sun comes up?" A waitress: "Is it because the Sun makes them perspire?"

Jay Leno: "Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?" An auto mechanic: "To get to the other side?"

Jay Leno: What are magnets?" A taxi driver: "Are they the things crawling over a week-old dead cat?"

Jay Leno: Which is more useful, the Sun or the Moon?" A thirteen-year old: [Pause] "I think it's the Moon because the moon shines at night when you want the light, whereas the Sun shines during the day when you don't need it."
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Old 03-15-2009, 01:09 AM
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Default Re: Astronomy Joke

Oh my! The intellingence of these folks (or lack of) is funny but scarey at the same time!
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Old 07-29-2009, 12:23 PM
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Is it funnier?
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Old 01-19-2010, 04:23 PM
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wow. just wow...
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Old 03-08-2010, 03:12 PM
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i liked the last one the most
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Old 03-11-2010, 10:34 AM
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Default Re: Astronomy Joke

nice funnny joke
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:04 PM
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Technically, the sun DOES make plants perspire (transpiration) ;-)
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Default Re: Astronomy Joke

Haha.

The last one is really good.
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