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Old 12-08-2008, 11:19 PM
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Default PhD, is it so????



Before joining PhD:


* I want to win the Nobel Prize.
* I want to win the Turing Award.



First year of PhD:



* I want to finish PhD in two years.
* I want to publish papers only in top tier conferences.
* I want to make ground-breaking research.
* I want to win the best PhD Thesis award.



Second year of PhD:


* I want to finish PhD in 5 years.
* I dont want any problem.
* Shall I change my advisor?



Third year of PhD:


* I want a paper; I don't care which conference.
* Shall I change my topic?
* I want to be known as Dr FALAN FALAN



Fourth year of PhD:


* I want to finish PhD!
* My industry-friends have two children by now. When will I get married?



Fifth year of PhD:


* Why did I come here?
* Why did I choose this advisor?
* Why did I choose this topic?



Sixth year of PhD:


* Someone give me a degree!
* I want to leave this place for ever.
* Let me leave.



Seventh year of PhD:


* People call me uncle.
* She waited and finally married someone else...
* I don't want any degree. I just want to live peacefully!




cheers....

aftab ahmad
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that's funny.

Thanx
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Old 12-09-2008, 09:14 PM
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We laughed a lot in our lab. I recognised some stages I went through
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Old 12-10-2008, 01:10 AM
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lol i see that happening all the time. but now i no longer working in academic institute so see less already
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:06 AM
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lol so true for many people
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Old 12-25-2008, 09:09 AM
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Default Re: PhD, is it so????

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Originally Posted by aftabac View Post
Before joining PhD:


* I want to win the Nobel Prize.
* I want to win the Turing Award.



First year of PhD:



* I want to finish PhD in two years.
* I want to publish papers only in top tier conferences.
* I want to make ground-breaking research.
* I want to win the best PhD Thesis award.



Second year of PhD:


* I want to finish PhD in 5 years.
* I dont want any problem.
* Shall I change my advisor?



Third year of PhD:


* I want a paper; I don't care which conference.
* Shall I change my topic?
* I want to be known as Dr FALAN FALAN



Fourth year of PhD:


* I want to finish PhD!
* My industry-friends have two children by now. When will I get married?



Fifth year of PhD:


* Why did I come here?
* Why did I choose this advisor?
* Why did I choose this topic?



Sixth year of PhD:


* Someone give me a degree!
* I want to leave this place for ever.
* Let me leave.



Seventh year of PhD:


* People call me uncle.
* She waited and finally married someone else...
* I don't want any degree. I just want to live peacefully!




cheers....

aftab ahmad

Great Poem, Enjoyed a lot
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Old 01-09-2009, 01:12 AM
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classical
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Old 01-09-2009, 02:18 AM
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lol So true...
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:38 PM
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I cant wait to embark that journey
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Old 10-17-2009, 05:08 PM
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Default Re: PhD, is it so????

This is the rightful passage actually!
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