You know you've been in the laboratory too long when Joke Part 2

[moleculardude]

You know you've been in the laboratory too long when... (PART 2)

1. You can tell what cheap and expensive white coats look like
2. You have to check the web to find out what the weather is outside
3. People wearing shorts under a lab coat disturb you slightly as they look as though they might be naked underneath.
4. You wonder what absolute alcohol tastes like with orange juice
5. You can't watch CSI without cursing at least one scientific inaccuracy
6. Liquid nitrogen is only about a 1/3 as dangerous as you thought
7. You've wondered why you can't drink distilled water in the lab
8. You give the lab equipment motivational pep talks such as "Work for me today or I'll reprogram you with a fire axe"
9. Accident reports are a badge of honour
10. I LOVE THIS ONE - LMAO = You've worked out that a trained chimp could probably do 90% of your job (need that for a pipette filler for sure!)
11. Although all cooking is a glorified chemistry experiment you just still can't seem to get it right
12. Warning labels invoke curiosity rather than caution
13. The Christmas night out reveals scientists can't dance, although a formula for the movement of hands and feet combined with beats per min is found scrawled on a napkin by a waiter the next day
14. You are strangely proud of the collection of junk you've stolen from vendors at trade shows
15. Your slightly too fond of the smell of (pick one or many) Xylene/Agar/Ethanol/Undergraduates/Alcoholic handwash
16. You moan about not being able to pipette by mouth any more (LOL)
    
    Some we created ourselves:
17. The (pick one or many) people at the nearby mall / store / fast food joint / coffee shop look at your radiation badge funny when you forget to remove it (copyright molecularstation.com :P)
18. You hold a distinct pride eating your food in your dirty lab coat crusted with radioactive material, biohazardous waste and dangerous chemicals strong enough to kill a whale, just to show if off (copyright molecularstation.com :P)
19. When people see you with a lab coat and/or goggles they know to stay FAR away from you as you hardly wear them and they know you are dealing with some serious @$%# (copyright molecularstation.com :P)
20. You think you are using the autoclave when putting the dishwasher at home to work (copyright molecularstation.com :P)
    

[shurgood]

Number two applies. I find myself asking people who have come in from outside what the weather is like! lol

[butters]

butters been in the laboratory too long when... (PART 2)


butters can tell what cheap and expensive white coats look like and feel
butters don't know any weather until the arrival of heavy rain
butters will observe if they might be naked underneath.
butters already tasted how absolute alcohol tastes like with orange juice (jk jk only tasted absolute mandarin)
butters always can't watch CSI without cursing at least one scientific inaccuracy
butters drink distilled water in the lab
butters have give name to his favourite machine... like rachel
butters are strangely proud of the collection of junk got from vendors at trade shows, pamplet and msdses
butters slightly too fond of the smell of (pick one or many) Xylene/Agar/Ethanol/Alcoholic handwash

Some we created ourselves:
butters hold a distinct pride eating your food in your dirty lab coat crusted with radioactive material, biohazardous waste and dangerous chemicals strong enough to kill a whale, just to show if off (copyright molecularstation.com :P) and that is why he own a labcoat have not been wash for 1 years... but now washed already ...

[PugSpecialist]

lol Butters