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aftabac 08-17-2006 12:53 PM

why student fail??
 
Hi

Why do students fail in exams...?
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY
has 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to
study. Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly &
swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on your B'day??????
Balance = 0 "How can a student pass?????"


i hope you will enjoy it:)

aftab

MARGARITA MARTINEZ 06-01-2007 11:22 PM

Re: why student fail??
 
yes is funny, aftab

thank you

alejandro 06-16-2007 02:01 PM

Re: why student fail??
 
i can't disagree .. hehehe
Thanks alot

javaid 06-16-2007 05:09 PM

Re: why student fail??
 
So nice, now i have an excuse to failures... ha ha ha ......

kokila.s 03-22-2008 09:29 AM

Re: why student fail??
 
hello,
a good joke......

madhanbiotech 04-14-2008 10:57 AM

Re: why student fail??
 
hai good joke
probably its true

nikewong 04-16-2008 02:09 PM

Re: why student fail??
 
haha.. and also doing assignemtns!~

Billy_M 06-11-2008 01:32 PM

Re: why student fail??
 
This is it!!

I never study on my b-day!!

Very nice

himanshu agrawal 06-12-2008 04:36 PM

Re: why student fail??
 
thats fact of life
thanx for understand the feelingsssssssssssss.

ilikestaryeyes 06-17-2008 04:41 PM

Re: why student fail??
 
yup you are 100 % right ....I agree with you


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