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Old 08-17-2006, 12:53 PM
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Hi

Why do students fail in exams...?
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY
has 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to
study. Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly &
swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on your B'day??????
Balance = 0 "How can a student pass?????"


i hope you will enjoy it

aftab
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Old 06-01-2007, 11:22 PM
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yes is funny, aftab

thank you
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i can't disagree .. hehehe
Thanks alot
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Old 06-16-2007, 05:09 PM
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So nice, now i have an excuse to failures... ha ha ha ......
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hello,
a good joke......
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Old 04-14-2008, 10:57 AM
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hai good joke
probably its true
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haha.. and also doing assignemtns!~
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This is it!!

I never study on my b-day!!

Very nice
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thats fact of life
thanx for understand the feelingsssssssssssss.
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yup you are 100 % right ....I agree with you
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