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yes its the best
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haha, ....
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really a good funny. thank u.
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lol that was relly funny lol i am going to show that to my college friends lol
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You are wrong, except you don't sleep, talk, eat ...on holidays (which also include Sundays) :P
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very funny stuff here
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hi and asalamualykum aftab! nyc joke,,,hehehhehe..its true////could you please answer one of my questions..im struggling to work out the answer..my question is before isloation of plasmid dna why does it have to be incubated?..imr eally not sure...
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Aftab what about the effects of winter??
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Thanks to share this information
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Quote:
Originally Posted by aftabac View Post
Hi

Why do students fail in exams...?
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY
has 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to
study. Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly &
swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on your B'day??????
Balance = 0 "How can a student pass?????"


i hope you will enjoy it

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yeah, seems about right...
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