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Top Ten Lies Told By Graduate Students!

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Old 08-08-2006, 08:00 PM
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The Top Ten Lies Told by Graduate Students


10. It doesn't bother me at all that my college roommate is making $80,000 a year on Wall Street.
9. I'd be delighted to proofread your book/chapter/article.
8. My work has a lot of practical importance.
7. I would never date an undergraduate.
6. Your latest article was so inspiring.
5. I turned down a lot of great job offers to come here.
4. I just have one more book to read and then I'll start writing.
3. The department is giving me so much support.
2. My job prospects look really good.
1. No really, I'll be out of here in only two more years.


(From the Harvard Crimson)
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Old 12-18-2006, 04:56 AM
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I loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao
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Old 01-24-2007, 09:04 AM
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these are true lies
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Yep, true lies and keep coming
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Old 09-18-2007, 03:08 AM
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Your are on the "TRUE LINES"
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I guess the no.1 become soon asap.
Best Wishes
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yeep they're really nice..
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Old 09-08-2008, 06:43 PM
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The Top Ten Lies Told by Graduate Students


10. It doesn't bother me at all that my college roommate is making $80,000 a year on Wall Street.
9. I'd be delighted to proofread your book/chapter/article.
8. My work has a lot of practical importance.
7. I would never date an undergraduate.
6. Your latest article was so inspiring.
5. I turned down a lot of great job offers to come here.
4. I just have one more book to read and then I'll start writing.
3. The department is giving me so much support.
2. My job prospects look really good.
1. No really, I'll be out of here in only two more years.


(From the Harvard Crimson)
You forgot:

"You're right boss, my week ends would be so boring if I wouldn't have to spend them in the lab"
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There is the 12th one, if I may,
"I know what I am doing"
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