Science and Lab Jokes - if it's Not one thing...

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source: Aliquotes v.vi (journal)


If it's NOT one thing, it's another

Your protein has NOT denaturated,
it is simply structurally ambivalent.

Your DNA has NOT degraded,
it is entropically exhuberant.

Your enzyme is NOT aggregated,
it is monomerically challenged.

Your peptide has NOT precipitated on the column,
it is merely elution reticent.

Your column resin is NOT compacting,
it is being spatially frugal.

Your BamHI does NOT have star activity,
it is simply expressing its individuality.

Your PCR products are NOT all mutant,
they are just indulging in unscheduled evolution.

Your tissue culture is NOT contaminated,
it is simply sharing living quarters.

Your computer has NOT crashed,
it is merely being introspective.

[kiki06]

funny stuff!

[aftabac]

Hi
its good to change mood of the people and to relax them by sending this sort of funny material. others should also contribute for this.

aftab

[Anselmo Teixeira]

What is the role of p53 in the development of low-grade gliomas?

How to form the target cells in Mr GBM?

What suggestions do you give me for my master's thesis in Molecular Biology of Gliomas?

What is the possibility of placements in USA (Universities) to develop my project?

[PugSpecialist]

I luv it! Im writing it down in my lab jokes archives