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Old 09-17-2007, 05:03 AM
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You know your lab is too warm when...

1) Your low melt agarose does.
2) No matter how often you fill them, your ethanol bottels are always
empty.
3) You can heat-shock your bacterial transformations on your bench.
4) The gas from a bunsen burner spontaneously ignites.
5) You put your plates in the incubator to cool down.
6) Every time you open the fridge door, it rains.
7) The urea in your sequencing gel mixes, goes into solution without
difficulty.
8) A pellet of dry ice has a half-life of 12.3 seconds.
9) The Taq polymerase begins to denature.
10) The glucose in the cupboard begins to caramelize.

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Excellent blog
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Nice ha!!
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Old 09-24-2007, 08:41 PM
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Default Re: How to Know When Your Lab is Too Warm - Science Joke!

I like #6 the best.. what a visual image
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Old 09-26-2007, 10:29 AM
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Default Re: How to Know When Your Lab is Too Warm - Science Joke!

so nice,and second one is what i face to sometimes..
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u will fell that ):
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it's nice
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Nice and Funny, cool!
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downside to doing mol bio in the south
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veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy niceeeeeeeeeee
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