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Old 08-27-2007, 01:24 PM
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Physicists like being married, as this proceeds by defined rules. Biologists like being single, as they can spread their genes as widely as possible. Biochemists, on the other hand, like having a wife and a mistress.

This means you can tell the wife that you are with the mistress, the mistress that you are with the wife and spend more time in the lab.

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real joke!!
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I'll hang it in our lab on monday!
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Old 09-17-2007, 03:44 PM
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Default Re: The best relationship for a biochemist
Brings back memories of being a post-doc. My Gf (now wife) never saw me, and her friends thought I was cheating on her.... in the lab 7 days a week, always leaving int he middle of parties to transfer gels etc.
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u mean to say biochemist r lucky
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Old 01-04-2008, 05:53 PM
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I like this one.
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very funny!!
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this is really true,i know of a biologist who really spreads his genes!!!very funny indeed
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yes some of these jokes are really true... lol have you seen the one on what your supervisor really means?

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Old 08-01-2008, 02:53 PM
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really I loved it
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