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Old 07-26-2007, 02:14 PM
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Q: How many company biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four; one to write the proposal, one to design the bulb-changer, one to
design the bulb-fetcher, and one to design the bulb.
Q: How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One; he designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one and
screw itself in.
Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes eight million years.

Q:How many fruit flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None. Fruit flies don't screw in light bulbs they screw in fruit
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Default Re: How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb

What is the role of p53 in the development of low-grade gliomas?

How to form the target cells in Mr GBM?

What suggestions do you give me for my master's thesis in Molecular Biology of Gliomas?

What is the possibility of placements in USA (Universities) to develop my project?
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Default Re: How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb

A molecular dude indeed. a fifth biotechnologist to decide how much give for the proposal. lol
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When a third grader was asked to cite Newton's first law, she said, "Bodies in motion remain in motion, and bodies at rest stay in bed unless their mothers call them to get up."
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Very silly
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hahaha what a great way to lighten up the day.
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Don't give up the day job...
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