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Old 07-11-2007, 01:43 AM
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What did one titration tell the other? ......Let's meet at the endpoint.

What's a pirate's favorite amino acid?....... Aaaarrrrrrrrrginine.
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Old 07-25-2007, 12:32 PM
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LOL... great stuff
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very nice
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so cute
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very nice jokes
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I Neeeeeeeeed Moooooooore
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HI evry body I'm worke on stem cells magazen i want all of you to supply me with all your joks thanx................
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Here`s for you...

Humorous Biology Definitions:

Antibody - not in favor of anybody

Amphibian - someone who tells lies

Aphotic - doesn't like to take pictures

Auxin - large beasts of burden

Axon - the name of a gas station

Barr body - someone who frequents bars

B cell - prison cell block

Biogeography - where I live

Blood pressure - persistent relatives

Budding - making new friends

Callus - very mean

Dicots - twin beds

Fauna - likes (as in I am fauna you)

Fertilize - very big lies

Filter feeders - coffee drinkers

Homeostasis - stays at home

Interferon - to get in the way

Melanin - referring to Mel and 'nem'

Metacarpal - a big car pool

Microbodies - short people

Node - past tense of know

Organelle - a small musical instrument

Seed - past tense of see

Tachycardia - a tacky sweater

Taxis - several cabs

Venule - place to hold an event
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thanx Billy_M you so kind ...........
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thanks those are good!
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