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just a few jokes.....
What did one titration tell the other? ......Let's meet at the endpoint.
What's a pirate's favorite amino acid?....... Aaaarrrrrrrrrginine.
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Re: just a few jokes.....
Here`s for you...
Humorous Biology Definitions:
Antibody - not in favor of anybody
Amphibian - someone who tells lies
Aphotic - doesn't like to take pictures
Auxin - large beasts of burden
Axon - the name of a gas station
Barr body - someone who frequents bars
B cell - prison cell block
Biogeography - where I live
Blood pressure - persistent relatives
Budding - making new friends
Callus - very mean
Dicots - twin beds
Fauna - likes (as in I am fauna you)
Fertilize - very big lies
Filter feeders - coffee drinkers
Homeostasis - stays at home
Interferon - to get in the way
Melanin - referring to Mel and 'nem'
Metacarpal - a big car pool
Microbodies - short people
Node - past tense of know
Organelle - a small musical instrument
Seed - past tense of see
Tachycardia - a tacky sweater
Taxis - several cabs
Venule - place to hold an event
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