just a few jokes.....

[shurgood]

What did one titration tell the other? ......Let's meet at the endpoint.

What's a pirate's favorite amino acid?....... Aaaarrrrrrrrrginine.

[moleculardude]

LOL... great stuff

[kalagio]

very nice

[philoguava]

so cute

[miss-pcr]

very nice jokes

[osama al refa'e]

I Neeeeeeeeed Moooooooore

[osama al refa'e]

HI evry body I'm worke on stem cells magazen i want all of you to supply me with all your joks thanx................

[Billy_M]

Here`s for you...

Humorous Biology Definitions:

Antibody - not in favor of anybody

Amphibian - someone who tells lies

Aphotic - doesn't like to take pictures

Auxin - large beasts of burden

Axon - the name of a gas station

Barr body - someone who frequents bars

B cell - prison cell block

Biogeography - where I live

Blood pressure - persistent relatives

Budding - making new friends

Callus - very mean

Dicots - twin beds

Fauna - likes (as in I am fauna you)

Fertilize - very big lies

Filter feeders - coffee drinkers

Homeostasis - stays at home

Interferon - to get in the way

Melanin - referring to Mel and 'nem'

Metacarpal - a big car pool

Microbodies - short people

Node - past tense of know

Organelle - a small musical instrument

Seed - past tense of see

Tachycardia - a tacky sweater

Taxis - several cabs

Venule - place to hold an event

[osama al refa'e]

thanx Billy_M you so kind ...........

[kiki06]

thanks those are good!