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shurgood 07-11-2007 01:43 AM

just a few jokes.....
 
What did one titration tell the other? ......Let's meet at the endpoint.

What's a pirate's favorite amino acid?....... Aaaarrrrrrrrrginine.:laugh:

moleculardude 07-25-2007 12:32 PM

Re: just a few jokes.....
 
:) LOL... great stuff

kalagio 12-01-2007 11:12 PM

Re: just a few jokes.....
 
very nice

philoguava 12-03-2007 09:19 PM

Re: just a few jokes.....
 
so cute :)

miss-pcr 12-04-2007 06:46 AM

Re: just a few jokes.....
 
:)very nice jokes

osama al refa'e 05-23-2008 05:05 PM

Re: just a few jokes.....
 
I Neeeeeeeeed Moooooooore

osama al refa'e 05-23-2008 05:07 PM

HI evry body I'm worke on stem cells magazen i want all of you to supply me with all your joks thanx................

Billy_M 06-11-2008 01:28 PM

Re: just a few jokes.....
 
Here`s for you...

Humorous Biology Definitions:

Antibody - not in favor of anybody

Amphibian - someone who tells lies

Aphotic - doesn't like to take pictures

Auxin - large beasts of burden

Axon - the name of a gas station

Barr body - someone who frequents bars

B cell - prison cell block

Biogeography - where I live

Blood pressure - persistent relatives

Budding - making new friends

Callus - very mean

Dicots - twin beds

Fauna - likes (as in I am fauna you)

Fertilize - very big lies

Filter feeders - coffee drinkers

Homeostasis - stays at home

Interferon - to get in the way

Melanin - referring to Mel and 'nem'

Metacarpal - a big car pool

Microbodies - short people

Node - past tense of know

Organelle - a small musical instrument

Seed - past tense of see

Tachycardia - a tacky sweater

Taxis - several cabs

Venule - place to hold an event

osama al refa'e 07-03-2008 08:44 AM

Re: just a few jokes.....
 
thanx Billy_M you so kind ...........

kiki06 07-03-2008 03:56 PM

Re: just a few jokes.....
 
:) thanks those are good!


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