just a few jokes.....

[Squarah]

i like:

whilst bobbing around the nucleus one day, an electon noticed hi pair acting rather strangely,

"look look theres an atom coming this way!!!", said the electron

said the other,

"Dont get excited, you'll put yourself self in a state!"


baddum Ching!

[Bakarwal]

Thanks Billy, for sharing.

[Mahesh]

very nice jokes

[analynsarte]

Originally Posted by Billy_M

Here`s for you...

Humorous Biology Definitions:

Antibody - not in favor of anybody

Amphibian - someone who tells lies

Aphotic - doesn't like to take pictures

Auxin - large beasts of burden

Axon - the name of a gas station

Barr body - someone who frequents bars

B cell - prison cell block

Biogeography - where I live

Blood pressure - persistent relatives

Budding - making new friends

Callus - very mean

Dicots - twin beds

Fauna - likes (as in I am fauna you)

Fertilize - very big lies

Filter feeders - coffee drinkers

Homeostasis - stays at home

Interferon - to get in the way

Melanin - referring to Mel and 'nem'

Metacarpal - a big car pool

Microbodies - short people

Node - past tense of know

Organelle - a small musical instrument

Seed - past tense of see

Tachycardia - a tacky sweater

Taxis - several cabs

Venule - place to hold an event

Cool....so cute... thanks

[Diana N]

Really Funny!

[james024]

Antibody - not in favor of anybody

Amphibian - someone who tells lies

Aphotic - doesn't like to take pictures



I like these

[basavaraj]

thanks its good

[Dionisia]

Originally Posted by james024

Antibody - not in favor of anybody

Amphibian - someone who tells lies

Aphotic - doesn't like to take pictures



I like these

These were really good. Thanks for sharing

[steve1202]

This a new joke about A Little Girl.

Joke: A little girl came home from school and said
Mommy today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do..
Mother exclaimed: that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this..
By the way what was it that you didn't do ?
The little girl replied: My Homework....

[jonydec]

hi friends _________________