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Top Ten ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab
- 10. Pretend an electron got stuck in your ear, and insist on describing the sound to others.
- 9. Give a cup of liquid nitrogen to a classmate and ask, "Does this taste funny to you?"
- 8. Consistently write three atoms of potassium as "KKK."
- 7. Mutter repeatedly, "Not again... not again... not again."
- 6. When it's very quiet, suddenly cry out, "My eyes!"
- 5. Deny the existence of chemicals.
- 4. Begin pronouncing everything your immigrant lab instructor says exactly the way he/she says it.
- 3. Casually walk to the front of the room and urinate in a beaker.
- 2. Pop a paper bag at the crucial moment when the professor is about to pour the sulfuric acid
- 1. Show up with a 55-gallon drum of fertilizer and express an interest in federal buildings.
lol with number 4 and number 1 hahaha very funny