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Top Ten ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab
  • 10. Pretend an electron got stuck in your ear, and insist on describing the sound to others.
  • 9. Give a cup of liquid nitrogen to a classmate and ask, "Does this taste funny to you?"
  • 8. Consistently write three atoms of potassium as "KKK."
  • 7. Mutter repeatedly, "Not again... not again... not again."
  • 6. When it's very quiet, suddenly cry out, "My eyes!"
  • 5. Deny the existence of chemicals.
  • 4. Begin pronouncing everything your immigrant lab instructor says exactly the way he/she says it.
  • 3. Casually walk to the front of the room and urinate in a beaker.
  • 2. Pop a paper bag at the crucial moment when the professor is about to pour the sulfuric acid
  • 1. Show up with a 55-gallon drum of fertilizer and express an interest in federal buildings.
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Top Ten ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab
  • 10. Pretend an electron got stuck in your ear, and insist on describing the sound to others.
  • 9. Give a cup of liquid nitrogen to a classmate and ask, "Does this taste funny to you?"
  • 8. Consistently write three atoms of potassium as "KKK."
  • 7. Mutter repeatedly, "Not again... not again... not again."
  • 6. When it's very quiet, suddenly cry out, "My eyes!"
  • 5. Deny the existence of chemicals.
  • 4. Begin pronouncing everything your immigrant lab instructor says exactly the way he/she says it.
  • 3. Casually walk to the front of the room and urinate in a beaker.
  • 2. Pop a paper bag at the crucial moment when the professor is about to pour the sulfuric acid
  • 1. Show up with a 55-gallon drum of fertilizer and express an interest in federal buildings.
lol with number 4 and number 1 hahaha very funny
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Default Re: Top Ten ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab

No. 4 and 2 are my favourite. No. 8 is funny as well - imagine some compounds written like that...
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It's really good!
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Default Re: Top Ten ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab

2,5 and 6 are hilarious.
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"play around" with H2S04
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Default Re: Top Ten ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab

very funny
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Very funny and interesting!
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Default Re: Top Ten ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab

2
i totallllly go for 2
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Default Re: Top Ten ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab

10, 6 and 2 r my best :-) verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
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