rappin with th nice dickless tracy

rappin with th nice dickless tracy
+++

and she was
didnt fine me


hi psychic blog

+++
rogue traders
'voodoo child'
+++

two lady coppers


one shopping bag and

my monoshock suspension unicycle

+++


no shoes on and
no helmet


she's only goin on about th
helmet

+++


i mighta been done a few times
i conceided



nice tits thinks i

+++

gunna do me next time hey
heard that one before

+++

tryin to think if i was carryin drugs
hmm

i was

+++

ah well

+++

if it was a male cop he woulda had

somethin to say about th beast's
construction

"too busy starin at yr abs"

**** off paulo

+++

yeah man it is
half a bicycle

+++

still get whacked up by th cops
for not wearin a lid

only done
community service for it
three times

care factor

+++
powderfinger
'how far have we really come?'
+++


i wear a lid when i
wanna ride real hard

which is why my lid
has a huge hole in th front

+++

a divot from a low
flying tree

+++

wonder if th trash and treasure
will be open tomorrow

gotta load to take to th dump
for little brother


chasin a softer spring
for th unicycle damper

+++


pimp my ride

cunt

+++

i'm a wizard
got real magic but

can never scrape more than
a couple hundred dollars together

+++

dont have a car on th road

+++

get to cain th ring out of th
range rover tomorrow


<<< smile >>>

+++

talkin RL

they always say

why dont ya bet


use yr magic to make

money

+++
kelis
'milk shake'
+++

well i could afford my girlfriends then but

they always spend

ten percent more than i can get


always

+++

is that wot magic is for


to make more money for me



would my magic be

as big



if i was a greedy cunt

+++

i have
tailor made smokes
to smoke and

there's pot in th mullbowl


and i've been for a ride on my
prototype unicycle

long enough

i cant feel my aching testicles


it's all good

+++

hey madonna
how many starving black

kids

did ya pass


on th way to th airport


to leave for africa

+++

just wonderin

+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no16'
+++

spent six yrs
in th strete
as a street entertainer

ya meet all sorts

+++


i dunno dickless tracy
i didnt have to pull out

i cant comply with bicycle laws

no handlebars or
a working brake

or a warning device

+++

keeps most of th male coppers at bay

how can ya be selective
wot bicycle laws

u book me for

+++

a unicycle is a bicycle
cause th law says it is

+++

why i got a ticket
for ridin down the
fortitude valley mall


thru th entertainment zone


on a bicycle and

i was a on a uni


it's a never ending battle

+++

six months blackban

for th whole of brisbane


i live outside th big city

+++


i care factor

+++

th streets arent as safe
as when th

witchdoctor is there

+++
ted mulry gang
'jump in my car'
+++

i dont ride th
inner city bikeways anymore and

there;s a sexual predator there now


knockin girls over

+++

used to be
they never knew when the unicycle man
would cruise thru

+++


all muscle and

trained kick boxer

+++

i dont work for th pigs i

am aboriginal justice system

+++

the local kadaitcha man

+++

th pigs


knew i rode

every back alley


of th city

late at night


and mostly left me alone

th local council though


cares less

+++
bob marley
'dont worry, be happy'
+++

th pigs
rarely go down that back alley

no way to get their car thru

+++

fat cunts cant walk

+++

in six yrs
my runins with th bicycle

mounted police

were few

+++

they did fine me for

not runnin a light

by memory


thru the city mall

+++

ah well

+++

when ya cant afford to fight back ya


i'm taken my toys home and


i'll play another day

+++

th guy from th
disabled employment service
caught me ridin down

gympie road

thinks i'm pretty good on it

so

+++

it's my wheelchair

+++
tism
'i'm on the drug'
+++

cant get on it
less i'm stoned

sore pills but


do th hardest thing ya can do

+++

dob in a druggie doesnt work for me

th pig psychologist said

it was th least of my problems


my problems with th psychic world are

far worse


+++
radiohead
'just'(you do it to yourself)
+++


mostly


i wanted t be magic though

+++

still consider it was thrust upon me

+++

had yr
wedding day date

for
twelve months

before u did nickie

+++

knowing that
wotever other cunts believe of it

knowing that
helps

+++

rare for one of my
premonitions

no-one died

+++

my twin brother
th guy i share a head with

i'm pirate jenny
he just likes to rack up

psychic kills

+++

it's an obsession black

"it's leaves a trail"

+++

a nasty trail


"i like predicitng th future by"


"throwin real awkward nasty"

"curses that point to a huge"


"natural disaster"

+++

"is not nice sein 125000 die"

+++
powderfinger
'stumblin'
+++


runnin away from a big wave

+++


"would ya rather see it from th viewpoint"
"of th person at th scene jenny ?"

no

+++


"be glad it;s been a quiet yr"

+++

i asked th oz gummint for
a counsellour

who can handle
my quarter million psychic kills

"wot they say ?"
they;re givin me one

+++

tony soprano got a counsellour

i need support services

+++

"new to th system"

a real kadaitcha man


point th bone of death at

dr death


dr azahari
duly dies

within th traditional timeframe


i can prove we did th same to
christopher skase


+++

livin on th edge

+++
jewel
'the new wild west'
+++

th gummint departments i deal with are

fallin over emselves

+++

gave me a pension
for my


every day
sore testicles


from livin around women's
pheremones

+++

i have th blood

of a pope

+++

and a family curse

+++

allergic to girls i
sang on street corners to em for

six yrs
i dont like being beaten by anything

+++

this one doc said
have a sexchange and

become a girl
i thought on it for

twelve yrs and
decided i like

not wearing a shirt

+++

and it wont beat me

paulo cant get rid of

his female side


who drags his body out to sing



but being a unicycle master and
zen freak

we understand

balance

+++


"u talk too much"

+++

<<< smile >>>

but there are two of u

"<<< smile >>>"

+++

my male side and


th combination of both of us

+++

'me"

+++

u talk least

+++

'i read our memory mapped file"

ok

+++
elvis costello
'everyday i write the book'
+++



timely

+++

the stoners bible

just our book of


the stoners bible

all stoners have a book in em


+++


it';s just yr immortality
th traces u leave behind of

u being here

+++

i was alive
i had fun and

it's all good

+++


and if yr alive
and i'm dead

when u read this
go and get ****ed

+++


<<< smile >>>

+++

i saw th internet as

an immortal treasury of

human thought

+++

somewhere

every page


is stored

for th professional historians to



ponder over

+++

pls ammend

australian witchdoctor bone pointing to

a good


example of applied

psychic principals

+++

plus it works

+++

when it happens

+++
queen
'i want to ride my bicycle'
+++

i read history
th tales of ppl


who knew they were right

but never vindicated

in their lifetime


their name recorded in our history books


twenty years after their death


+++

i proved magic was real
online

five yrs ago and
continue to do so

+++

i dont read comment i'm
happy enough

some read
and of those some


some go back and check up
facts


oh
u did

point th bone of death at
the islamic terrorist cunts

th night before
the northern pakistan earthquake

and yr spell did have in it
the very soul of th problem pls

+++
machine gun fellatio
'amorous'
+++


twisting heads

+++

and doin my job
as

th witchdoctor of
australia

+++

five yrs ago

i was


the land surfer


pronounced

the kadaitcha man of australia

+++

my mission

+++

is to


avenge australian deaths

especially from terrorism



by using my psychic gift to

**** with ppl's heads


about religion

+++

i dont come in peace

+++

our northern pakistan
backwards

prediction
was seven days after

oz lost five souls
to terrorism

in kuta beach

+++

i am the kadaitcha man of kuta

+++

if ic an
make it pppear
i speak to god and

god talks back

with devastating earthquakes



maybe i can insert some

sanity


into th debate

+++
easy star all stars
'run'
+++

and we could possibly
start workin on goin to th stars

instead of killin each other

over


wot religion we pracitse



"faith"

+++

faith

+++

i dont work on faith
i work on facts

my religion kills

+++


i dont care wot any cunt believes
ever


practise any religion u like

+++

when it's got as much magic as mine
u tell me

+++

i dont want fantasy

truth is good enough for me

+++


fantasy
wont build a rocket ship

that can leave th solar system

+++

i know we'll make it

+++
marcy playground
'sex and candy'
+++


when i close my eyes

my forever eyes



i can see us

flyin thru th void

+++

and it;s so close

so close


but th waiting for

a real psychic for

th things ya see


is the

interminable hours

+++

with th tsunami i was
crawlin th walls

six months to th day before
and squeelin in my psychic blog

in th weeks leadin up to it

i see a big

splash but






long after it hit


i was just

goin back in my psychic blog


readin synchonicity and

found where i;d asked


for th tsunami

cause they bombed us


turned out to be

fifty aussies died that time

+++
blur
'boys and girls'
+++


and i'm the
witchdoctor of kuta


th religion of
black honey


from th native stingless bee
of australia

+++

my head swims with

th souls of th dead


+++


it must have
some good purpose this

psychic gift

+++

i dont consciously
write th words

of these
psychic curses

i know when i'm writing them
i'm writing history and

it hangs heavy

+++
phil colins
'in the air tonight'
+++

my dreams

+++

in my dreams i'm
discovered and


so many diferent opinions

+++

fortunately


one of the
kadaitcha man


powers




for tens of thousands of yrs

has been


invisibility

+++


i write to be caught

which keeps me

invisible

+++

i ride a unicycle in th surf and


i'm rodney try hard


been on telly a of couple of times but



i'm nobody


+++

just a fool on a unicycle

playin with magic

+++

i kept my mouth shut
in th weeks leadin up to yr wedding


but i knew

+++

cause i see things backwards and

i proposed marriage to you

twelve months to th day


beforehand

+++

redheaded cow

it haunted me

+++

i've ****ed too many redheads

+++

th last one

punchin me in th head

cause we were fightin


true irish collen she was

+++
pink floyd
'fearless'
+++


livin with a psychic hitman

+++

my wizard's blog
livin in our bedroom

+++

didnt have a webcam but

this psychic blog we're both readin


would catalogue

jane goin over th edge seven times


in as many minutes

a truly wet redhead

+++

i was more jennifer than paul then

jane couldnt stand paul

+++

when paul's nuts are goin off and
jennifer sinks into th background

anything can happen

+++

hey mr vice president
of a motorcycle club

+++
pj harvey
'working for the man'
+++


the man leaves me alone

mostly

+++

i work for australia

and i answer to australia


the land

+++


source of my power and


the only thing i answer to



following
tens of thousands of yrs

of tradition

+++

never pick a fight with th wizard

said one of th high priests of kuta


pity he didnt listen to his own words

+++


i do admit



pointin to


a hundred thousand deaths and



sayin these
avenge our fifty deaths is


ruthless

+++
system of a down
'lost in hollywood'
+++


i've done if enough times

i'm confident

i can do it again

+++

as fragile as i am


cant drink in an australian pub any more




as sensitive as i am

any disaster that befalls


yr ppl

becomes just something for me to


use

+++


i want u to stop killing th ppl

from my land



and natural disasters

affect us all


at some time

+++


and shortly before they do


i jump online and


whack a curse that


points to it as



revenge


for some act that killed aussies



my job

+++

as a real psychic and

australian patriot

+++

it's th least i can do for my country


to wheedle at th


more suspicious


of th country men

who are killing our ppl


we wont stand for it

+++


australia's witchdoctor is

****ing nasty

+++

i'd rather

do sweet things with my magic but



we're at war

+++
machine gun fellatio
'take it slow'
+++


u probly never heard of
kuta


religion

+++


online magic religion that
only accepts real magic

+++


no temples

+++

no bullshit

+++

no special robes

+++

and anyone can practise it

+++


no secrets

+++

unburden yr secrets and

open yr mind

+++

big magic comes at a price

+++

i could claim
to being king of the witches

i'm confident
no other magic person

can harm me

+++

my karma

+++

yr a real witch nickie


i dont do that big a magic trick


for non witches

+++
tool
'hooker with a penis'
+++

strawberry's song

hot redhead



**** she;s gorgeous

+++


how's yr dad's harley goin then ?

+++

when i played football

playin hooker


and always laid th first punch

of th footy match

+++

always smile when this song plays

+++

our reputation in
psychic war
is

unparalleled


hey strawberry

+++

they still let me run wild

+++

009

+++
marcy playground
'sex and candy'
+++

i'm carryin
two hundred thousand in

collateral damage mr bond

+++

u think u can seriously
threaten me with

well

anything

+++

live with extreme pain
every day and


my heart has stopped too many times
to be able to count

+++


source of my power man

why it;s so stupendously ****in big

+++

and why i'm still invisible

after pullin some major

strokes

in th psychic world

+++


i'm stilla rguin with my brotehr penna nd teller


i think yr

bullshit series on television


deserves the death penalty

+++
the black eyed peas
'the boogie that be'
+++


and th next time black
gets drunk on rum i'm gunna


have a serious write about u

+++

my power

+++

just smokin some god drug

play amongst yrselves


..
..
..

i figure
yr makin war with
magic


fat cunt


that aint wise

+++

my death curse on
paul mc cartney backfired
he not such a bad man



predicted a date that
he was gunna die
and in his newsgroup it was



i was a day out and

i hate th dateline


and th bastard got up

in front of th tv cameras and announced proudly


i'm gunna have another child




any tarot card reader

worth their salt knows th
death card
can mean


new life

+++

it's all done in opposites

+++

and all just coincidence right

+++
coldplay
'yellow'
+++

get up publicly
and dare me to

whack u
if u so confident

th witchdocotr
cant kill u


by pointin th bone of death at u


and

bein th tribes singer


and singin of yr misdeeds


i'm confident
i can find enough bad side in anybody


to do th job

+++


scientific
fact


says u die

seven days
from when i start singing

plus or minus
six

+++

i sang


on strete corners

with my unicycle


up against th wall

for six yrs

+++



background singer to any
musician who;d let me

"99% did"

+++

tribal singer

+++

i read th books
on our history

i was brought up white but

+++

was nicknamed black
soon as i walked out th door

+++
kelis
'milkshake'
+++

for twenty yrs
my name

was

black

+++


a whole personality

+++

in th strete
for six yrs i was

paulie

+++

i'm being petty
i wont ride in th valley

i sing like a girl man
and look like a boy

well mostly

+++

i dont ride a girls bike

ok

+++


it was ****in th music

+++
george
'breaking it slowly'
+++

once upon a time we had

rock n roll george


he cruised brisbane city in a
gorgeous fj

with twin fox tails


then we had

rock n roll paulie



half cast

on a unicycle


cruisin thru th nightclubber crowds and

singin on strete corners

+++

an entertainer has to
draw th line somewhere

even an unpaid
entertainer

+++


and six months away

is nothing

+++

i drive to surfers paradise

climb on one of my

half bicycle
unicycles and

within five minutes

somebody i know


from th street


says gday


and i'm home


+++
tenacious d
'kyle quit the band'
+++

been ridin so long

on so many streets i'm


the singing unicycle man

in a bunch of places

+++
janes addiction
'jane says'(steel drums)
+++

with my
big yellow surf unicycle

propped against th wall

singin this with johnno



centre of th fortitude valley mall


+++

my addiction

+++

jeez u could sing it man

made me wet singin that song


we'd onyl get it out


twice in a night




signin gorilla in th street like that

for five hours but



it moved us

+++

got five muso's in my head
who are all screamin

where th **** are ya paulie ?

+++

i dont give my phone number and

bein black i

go walkabout

+++

i suffer th same trouble with u man
with most buskers

they just disappear

+++

and eighteen months later

yr ridin down th street


boppin

on some mad unicycle


groovin to th music and th
city smiles


and here he is



dan playin in th street in brizzie again

hey man

+++


all i have to do


to see a smile is


ride out th driveway


just boppin to th shop

and chattin to th dickless tracy;s




my eyes are up here dear

+++

doin standup comedy in th street cause

he's busted a string and

too out of it

takin time to refit

+++
madonna
'justify my love'(**** me mix)
++++


hey madonna
u ever


smoke ganga
thru a carrot

while singin in th
fortitude valley street

+++


she's so ****in outrageous hey

+++

does a video clip with a cross and


wow


controversy

+++

to musicians in th street


airbrushed popstars are


kinda out there

+++

singin in facepaint
in th street is interesting


th crowd get really friendly

+++

ppl have enough trouble
decidnin wot sex i am
singin liek a girl
whiel playin th drum
like a boy


without a crazy clown mask on

+++

i like drivin

to wherever i ;m goin singin
in paint


minka would do th wildest

devil faces and i'd



drive into town at midnight

interesting at th lights

+++
laurie anderson
'walking and falling'
+++

mount up

on th crazy unicycle


painted as th devil and

ok wicked unicycle


how many good slides

u got in u tonight

+++


a man is many things

+++

over and over yr falling
and then
catchin yrself from falling


-

lyric

+++

luv u laurie

+++
colplay
'speed of sound'
+++

i ride my
monoshock unicycle

it cushions th bumps
constantly

falling

forwards

+++

weird thing it is

th unsprung weight
is constantly

changing


cause as most unicyclists will attest

yr weight on th pedals


and on th seat


keeps changing

+++


everything is in motion but

th overall motion is


glide smooth

+++

babybum soft

+++

just need

to go down in spring size

+++

tailor it to my
small frame


65 kg
nominal

+++

th unicycle has kept me 65

with a two kilo variance


for five yrs

+++

i'd ride in th surf
after midnight

at surfers paradise
on th low tide

in th dead of winter

+++

redcliffe beach has th
wizard's

+++
flying lizards
'the best things in life are free'(i want money)
+++

has th wizard's
flying proficiency course

+++

where i go to fly to
do th miles and

ride th edge

+++

lookin for holes in th wind
to surprise me


my psychic gift
usually

has me stay upright

+++

in th wind gusts
whiel ridin th edge and


do a ewie

on th floating platform


at the end of th redcliffe jetty

cause ridina uncicyle

on a floating platform is



honing my unicycle skills

+++
oasis
'the wonderwall'
+++

ok magic computer

i'll cop to

droppin into th
redcliffe skatebowl


and playin this song in my
mp3 player

as i drop into th bowl

on a man;s bike

+++

one wheel

over th wall

+++

and back up

over the wall

+++

ride straight thru

the grinding rail

+++

half a monoshock bicycle

and cut in half again


beautifully balanced

unicycle it


coped with bouncing

on th tenth attempt



goin down th wall

+++

gorgeous LST tripper

i love it man

+++

cunt didnt even spit me when it bounced

goin down th skatebowl wall



spun their minds tripper

and mine


ya fabricate good man

+++

i had a fifth bourbon in th car and
came straight here t tell ya aman

+++

gorgeous flight test

+++

th edge

+++

doesnt hurt if ya

crash

if yr well cut

first time over th bowl

+++
the prodigy
'out of space'
+++

some ppl
have trouble with

i sink a six pack of bourbon and

four cones of grass and


ride around th nightclubbers
whiel they're all on pills but


in six yrs


i never put one in hospital

+++

at nine bourbons it gets

kinda interesting

+++

i dont drink
four days of th week

i make up for it

+++

i miss u folk

+++
nirvana
'pennyroyal tea'
+++

which busker sang this paulo ?

+++

"dom"

+++

[deleted]

+++

yr a prick paulo

+++

black
i wanna whack th fat cunt

+++

not u dickhead
penn and teller

+++

he's askin for it

+++

u and yr ****in ethics

is it ok if i just

give im death threats then ?

+++

been had up for them before
minder in a showground seventeen yrs

+++
the geraldine fibbers
'dragon lady'
+++

nailed that one

this is libby's song

th ex wife

+++

if i wanted ya dead bitch
ya;d be dead

+++

ok
do ya wanna divorce ?


she said yes


i said


ok



a great big pause


i want andrew
we're off to do a coupel things

for th weekend


my weekend with th young fella and


she went off her brain

+++

u seriously think woman

after u sold five of my motorcycles i


wanted my son fulltime ?

+++

blowout queen

+++

did i tell u he;s a papal prince


oh well

+++

i didnt marry u
and give u a magic child

because u had brains

+++

i gave u a magic child cause
u;d ring me

when i masturbated
about u

+++

if yr magic's big enough i'll

overlook a few things

+++
golden earring
'radar love'
+++



libby
when golden earring recorded this

for th cameras
in 1973

+++

yr ex boyfriend downstairs

my other brother



and i
were standin


behind th cameras

+++

mum's second cousin

+++

is how she explained it but

i knwo it was more complicated than that but


my thinkin is

he must be


descended from

the head inquisitor too

+++

radar love

we had



and radar hate

+++

the head inquisitor
of the french inquisitions blood

courses thru the
wizard of oz's

body

+++

and our family are still

suffering with radar love

hey nickie

+++

a pope shouldnt breed
why i'm allergic to girls

+++

in my french bloodline

here in oz


not one of us

has died a natural death here


four and counting

+++

radar fournier

it's in our blood


i'm the black sheep of the family

literally

+++

little black bastard
they changed my last name

at nine months

+++
insurge
'political prisoners'
+++

my mother freaked me out at seven

my teeth


werent normal

+++

i dont have them now mum

+++

mutant next generation teeth

+++

savages testicles and
whacked up mind powers

+++

i live next door

to a gorgeous mutant girl


her skin is two coloured

+++

she's two tone

+++

thought u wee gunna buy another girlie car

+++
butthole surfers
'pepper'
+++

she came home with a red
commodore

+++

a common door
nothin common about u dear
luv yr numberplate

+++

every curse

carry's a silver

lining



the stoners bible

+++

i have th weirdest life

+++

plagues with magic and
pain

+++

sittin in a room
with a girl is

torture


but if i like her enough i'll

smoek some drugs and

grina nd bear it and


th real pain hits

well after th stimulus so



u never see it
at it;s worst

+++


it;s fair though

i'm a real wizard


i carry a real curse

+++

hey dr death

+++

kuta;s
sweetest

kill

+++
city high
'sista'
+++

i;ve been hiding
since i was seven

+++

th television keeps sayin

on th serious bit


th news



that psychic powers are


crap and

somethin to laugh at


poor deluded drug ****ed fools

+++


i will laugh last


i usually do

+++

th ppl who
poo poo


all psychic phenomena

do more harm than good


to th drug ****ed

psychic


community

+++

rock your world

+++

and blow your ****ing mind


the stoners

+++

have the power

+++

we were right all along

+++

how does it feel

to be iq 85

and be fed


only wot th witchdoctor


proclaimed

+++
peter gabriel
'steam'
+++


and behold


a hundred thousand ppl



of th islamic faith

were killed th very next day


in a giant earthquake

summoned up by th witchdoctor


of australia

+++


and th witchdoctor did say


that's a hundred thousand for



th five aussies

u killed seven days ago


u ppl never learn

+++
pj harvey
'i think i'm a mother'
+++


the mother land

+++

my voodoo
as the witchdoctor of australia

will avenge
every australian death

at th hands of others

+++

a legal execution of an australian citizen


is thrown to th ghosts to decide

+++

no correspondence will be entered into

+++

the dark side

u kill one of my ppl

i use my magic to see


a disaster
any disaster
i can link to u


and paint it black


my speciality

+++

and drop it
into a newsgroup
a week before yr

+++
eels
'mr e's beautiful blues'
+++

piece of bad luck is announced on telly


that bit is public

+++


it's nasty but
it's war
and war is hell

+++

ya wont see
that psychic phenomena are real

i'll leave a trail
so nasty

and so long


in th record




even th most ardent skeptic will read and

verify and


shit slides down legs

+++
violent femmes
'gimme the car'
+++


so if u
th current reader

+++

decide to whack me
cause i'm
gunna interfere with your

profits


remember th last guy

turned th gun on himself and


blew is brains out

+++


u will too

+++

i leave a trail
a diary

in th record

knowing it wont all survive

mulling over my thoughts and


doing my job


th witchdoctor thing


still a minder

workin in th background

most of my ppl



dont know i exist


+++


009

deep undercover


hidin in plain sight

makes sense

+++

it's a black
organisation
australian aborignal justice system
and


they tolerate us

is even embedded in


australian law

+++

cultural heritage

+++
massive attack
'inertia creeps'
+++


it doesnt pay well but

th juju makes up for it

+++


oldest religion on earth

and still deadly

+++

kuta

religion of the

wizard of oz

+++

dont harm australians
and i wont write nasty
about disasters happening to you

before they happen

just does me more good

+++

..
..
..


was off hookin up a phone line

+++
big audio dynamite II
'the globe'
+++

ok magic computer

where about to go online



here come th mad witchdoctor

..
..
..

pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.

i approve this message

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'flaunt it'