On Sun, 01 Oct 2006 20:59:37 -0400, TMG <[Only registered users see links. ]>
We know enough about the author to know YOU didn't
write it cocksuck... that's for sure.
Moreover no one working at the WOODS HOLE OCEANOGRAPHIC
INSTITUTE is intelligent enough to write something as
powerful, creative, productive and influential as that....
particularly a snivelling coward and stalker/heckler like
FRANKLY, I'M FLATTERED BY THE ARTICLE AND
CONSIDER IT A HISTORICALLY IMPORTANT
WORK OF RARE GENIUS!
THE AUTHOR OF IT MAY BE ONE OF THE
FEW PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS WHO
GEORGE HAMMOND REALLY IS!
SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF GOD WEBSITE [Only registered users see links. ]
mirror site: [Only registered users see links. ]
Reread the article George. Read the rest of the articles. Look at the
site. If you can't see it's a parody, and mocking you, you are way too
gone to be walking the streets. George, you're happy about something in
"uncyclopedia". Look at that word and read the site.
And now, you've latched onto the "DaVinci Code". This is all made up in
your mind - completely. This is pure figment. George, you're happy about
something in "uncyclopedia". Look at that word and read the site.
So many things are beyond your imagination. Your railing and ranting
about WHOI is "odd", but seems to be a theme in your delusion.
It's still a joke site mocking you George. Your ravings don't change
that. George, you're happy about something in "uncyclopedia". Look at
that word and read the site.
You stupid fool - that's a parody of your ravings. Look at the rest of
the site. George, you're happy about something in "uncyclopedia". Look
at that word and read the site. Your current rants and raves ARE THE
POINT OF THE PARODY. Read the other "articles" - you're being mocked!.
It's a parody - just like your "science".
Jeeze George - you're replaying the mocking parody in the "article".
You're happy about something in "uncyclopedia". Look at that word and
read the site.
You are, by far, the most delusional writer on USENET. I know that's a
bold statement, but I challenge any reader to nominate a more qualified
"George Hammond" <[Only registered users see links. ]> wrote in message
news:[Only registered users see links. ]...
George! George! Stop. Please. The article is a parody and you praised
it. You have made a fool of yourself again...just like that guy I wrote
about slamming himself into the door. I mean, do you actually believe the
following, from the article?...
" In 2004, President Bush, under pressure from the SPOG Freak movement, and
in desperate need of a means to win the oil war on Islam, nullified the
Consitution and granted [Hammond] supreme power over the United States
government. [Hammond] used his newfound power to announce the Scientific
Proof of God to the entire world. Terrorist leaders such as Osama bin Laden
instantly recognized the inexorability of [Hammond]'s proof, and jihadists
everywhere threw down their weapons and declared in one voice that Allah
lives in Washington, not in Mecca. Religious leaders who had previously been
damning each other to Hell joined together to create the Church of the
Scientific Advent, the world's largest and most powerful church ever. "
"Enraged at their insolence, [Hammond] published a list of prominent
critics, known as the "Killfile," and ordered them hunted down and executed.
The Killfile has included such members as:
a.. Bob Hope
b.. Ronald Reagan
c.. Pope John Paul II
d.. James van Allen
e.. Steve Irwin
Those who would harass or contradict [Hammond] are warned -- you could be
Jesus, man, learn when to hide!
***Down with gravity!
Reality is a crock!***