Some questions that I really need answers to.!

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witchdoctors diary catch up
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engage music
apply drugs


be with ya in a tick

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massive attack
'safe from harm'
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in that nice zone after orgasm

th testicle pain

goin down



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sorry
it's overshare

i know

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was a nice one but

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"shutup jenny"

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i only get to talk till th drugs run out Black


you shut th **** up

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"you still dont wanna talk while we're straight ?"

and let ppl talk to my testicles
and vice versa

i dont think so

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i saw melissa
while i was singin in th fortitude valley street


did i mention that online ?


"cant remember"
"cant be ****ed to look it up"



never mind


last time i bopped thru th

fortitude valley



i didnt sing a note


just unicycle slides

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havent sung there since

may never again

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afroman
'she wont let me ****'
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she was seventeen when we were together paulie
give er a break

we werent entirley honest with er then

"or now"

cmon man
bein honest with a chick is a waste of time


"weird condition"


yeah but i wrote it all down

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deborah coleman
'dont lie to me'
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havin a break at dom's party

on th verandah
havin a fag


doin th

reality of rock n roll

is ya end th night with a glorious wank after a final joint and a
good laugh

did ya clock her face paulie ?


"yeah was funny"




didnt paul hester say it first ?

"that his name ?"


wot popped out of memory


"not real reliable then"

i dunno

it sees forward far enough for my tastes





"memory isnt based on time"


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had chicks hangin off me
in th street
tellin me

i **** six women


ya cant beat that

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was ****in any of em

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i fell off th horse recently

paid a visit to versace lady

her orgasms

and mine with her

still amazing but



somethin missin

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inxs
'i need you tonight'(extended)
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not really
i can lick my boy clitty

still get off

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"wot set you off ?"

hang on


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i'm determined to stay un****able
"wont last, never does"

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"just makes em wanna see yur party trick"

same rules as before

two chicks in my bed ****in me


then i show you


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last one who
promised somethin to see it
didnt pay

i been a street entertainer

five years


i know how it works

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just my care factor is so low


not in th street


ridin a unicycle


after midnight




for th reasons you think i am

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headin to a street corner
to sing with a mate

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not enough singers in th street

to whet my appetite paulie



rather travel to wombles house

and follow his guitar

he dont hate it anymore


****in keyboard player


i'm a kadaitcha man
i sing background

singer of my tribe

doesnt matter if no cunt listens


when i point th bone

and sing



th ****ers still die

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walked in
wombles door

late

for th bbq




everyone else has left



he's got

black fella's

on th tv


watchin


les higgins



i thanked him for his courtesy

made me

BLACK
the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta


feel right at home



a lovely host

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powderfinger
'rockin rocks'
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i have many happy memories

i wrote them down


i told some tales

at a couple of different parties


"you oughta write a book"



i have

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laid in th doorway of a nightclub

will i ever tire ?

of saying it

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i see a better year
for me

in 2006


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i had a stab at

fixin

many problems

before this xmas
just gone

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budgie
'black velvet stallion'
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went offline for a month and


just lived



no diary at home even




well two pages


not bad for a month




sometimes i write eight in a day





i only want

one snippet




a chunk fromt h future to fall out

that i can see



**** you cunts



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just five percent of th future

pls





i'm gettin too much

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january 23 or 24

not know why

cant tell ya



and i'll be back offline



you never listen to me

anyway



too scattered



you tryin doin what i do


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cant help ya
once little brother gets back from his beach holiday

two weeks
i'll have a pension check in my hot little hands


and th cunt did abuse me
i have good time with my counsellour session


after new year

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i go into my
after xmas purge this year

much stronger



in body mind and spirit


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ppl keep judgin by five minutes
inspection

i;ve spent
43 years on th job

i still have trouble

understanding me

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oh yeah

i hit th redcliffe skatebowl


xmas eve



afternoon



rode straight in and

straight over th combing


down th wall and



saw many jaws drop



BLACK written down my side


one percenter dirty jeans

no helmet


no safety gear



jumped over th far wall

first time



easy as


first attempt at it




beauitful slide down th wall
nicely caught



got ont op of th fun box

and turned around

and back down




no fall




and not ****in small





my attitude firmly in place

dont wanna talk to you cunts


you ride girls bikes



or is it me ?



th girls convinced

it takes more pills

to ride th back of a motorcycle



tend to agree


but i am a bit female

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you can beat
any ****ing problem


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if yur talented
ya strike jealousy everywhere

if yur also an empath
it's gunna ****in hurt ya

wot doesnt kill ya




who gives a **** about

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the offspring
'walla walla'
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hey man

did ya


like the


maybe some day
ya meet aman like me

and i drop in my


i got a big dick line


why shouldnt i be ****in proud of it



**** our world's gettin strange



it's like a skinny girl

cant be proud she's not a


fat bitch

anymore

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****in strange world we live in


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barbie girl is not anorexic

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"alright jennifer stop defending yur sister"

it was er mother

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stealers wheel
'stuck in the middle with you'
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i havent forgotten ya nana


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wal proposed to lil sis on xmas day

happy as a pig in shit

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look wal

i said



clayton's got a cunt in im


proves he belongs in th family


look around ya

i dont see anyone



who aint got a cunt in em


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this chick in th street
screamin at one of my black mates singin he's a girl


screamin he aint got a cunt

in th street

i bet he does sister


i bet he does


have a cunt in im


i listen to 'is lyrics

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me and barbie girl's old lady

have mellowed


she tellin me

who she's put in hospital


nah babe

i just kill em


makes me wet

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pj harvey
'long snake moan'
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violent femmes
'give me the car'
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th violent femmes were fightin
at waynies party

on december 23


jen's bought herself a
miniture harley

for xmas



told her man

she'd look good on a real hog


specially with her girlfriend on th back


he chucked a wobblie

rather see er on soemthin


japanese i think


not altogether sure




nah man


i see harley

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other lady friend of hers

her dad owns a harley bike shop


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miss you

miss you badly


"jenny"

i stopped her drivin that day


she wasnt capable


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barbie girl is callin me kutaman now too

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i really celebrated this xmas

ruined a coupel for a few ppl


which i felt good about

bout time


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how ya goin car
still waitin on yer reply

goin to little brother this time
wont work

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tenacious d
'tribute'
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have some balls and ****in read yur xmas messages carsten

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womble
not as stressed

or as paranoid



cousrse i told im a couple tales

of where and how
i smoked drugs

with other buskers

surfers paradise


he at th river bank


little robbie

in th street



but womble

you have got ads man


named adam



you played kings cross alone



nice tale sharing

we had




****head
just liek me

tryin like shit

to get out

of every relationship i get in

even before gettin in



that chick aint asleep

ah well


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you one of five or so ppl


gave me a jumper

in th winter

when i wasnt wearin a shirt

marks you as special ppl

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and first busker that stopped me

come

sing



entertain


all th crowd was pushin me to entertain

you taught me


first


mik wouldnt come oput



wanted to be paid


it's a religion man

and ****


five years singin inth street

my singin voice hasnt suffered

not by a long way

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U2
'when love comes to town'
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little brother bought his son a karakoe machine for xmas

so he'd have a telly

over on th island




me and his son


son first

both asked

can paulei use it



when he not



so he can sing





NO


hmm

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**** he hates me

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dont blame im though
i would too

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jenny's family buyin a karaoke machine

so i can sing

dont worry about it

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jenny's car
she was drivin

broke down in barbie girls driveway


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98% about

it breaks down in my driveway



hmm

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paulei doesnt control jenny

nothing controls jenny

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"although pot makes ya mellow"
"and stops ya ****in with th weather"

little brother finally copped to
fcukin with th weather

every time kenny
lands a job for em


it pisses down
when they go to do it

"does he listen to himself?"


do i ?

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way i figure it brother
if i'm a kadaitcha man
and lethal

and you know i am

you are one too

even if ya are a white boy
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massive attack
'enertia creeps'
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told this one
to a few hereabouts

in three or four generations

we all be


aboriginals


it's where we live



all be dark skinned



evolution


****heads



i dont want

john howard to say sorry





all i want him to say is


th oath of allegiance to australia



i am an aboriginal australian



anyone who cant

can **** off as long as i'm concerned


anyone who can
is a real australian



dont tel me yur

asian australian

or anglo australian or

lebansese australian



all i care about is



are you australian


and that's what you better ****in answer

if th kadaitcha man if kuta



asks where you come from


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rememeber i'm lethal

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like i can forget


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incidently


thank you queen elizabeth

i like what th british have done with australia




we lead th world in enough fields

magic is just one more


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i dont want th british monarchy removed

a monarch can do


what no

elected official


can do


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we disagree on one thing jane

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i will ask

when i get th chance


for your country's freedom

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kevin bloody wilson
'sunday morning'
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i promised my little brother

if a meteor
was gunna land in th pacific

a dinosaur killer


i'd give him six months notice

th guy we were talkin to




was a bit spun

cause i was sayin

no-one ever listens to me but


i did warn of th london bombings

seven days before they hit


and i did say
i sick of

predictin mass death

and gave a return date

six months in th future

one day before



aceh tsunami


dont mind me



just think i'm mad


or quaint or



even take me seriously



just dont tell anybody ok


just be a ****in troll



its only been four years



predicting th future


**** human beings are dumb


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bainsey is one of us
got a change in his mouth

genetic
now we just have to find him another freak

to breed with

"dont meddle"

i'm th witchsmeller pursuisant

th bitches cant hide from me


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senior
would never lay

with anything that wasnt a witch
you know that lara

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look at is kids

all lost in it

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and you're carryin one of em

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easy star all stars
'track 4'
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isaac

clocked a


green

house or somethin


then a pretty girl with black hair





next suburb

he clocked a



gree

house or somethin


and another pretty girl with black hair
popped up



funny coincidence

didnt wanna see anything in it



if i'd gone out with hayley
pretty goth girl

and been as much in love with her

as you were



you just having returned
from around oz trek

by motorcycle and car and

****in everythin else



yeah man
i dont see much in it either



you'll see it


love ya



and her


want both of you




together

"and me"


you stay out of this

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city high
'what would you do'
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i think we're an incestuous family

th girls keep grabbin each others tits


it's rubbed off

all th boys are doin it too



everyone still
tryin to figure out jenny/paulie

jenny's sixteen
BLACK is about 25


th numbers dont add up





"melissa"

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hey mlm mlm girl

rock spider said he knew you

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wot's my bother ?

it aint th motorcycle club

we both faced em


they let us in

gave us both respect


and i'm sorry i talked about it



BLACK's gotta cunt of a sense of humour

bailed and left me


facin knives and guns and



her old bike club


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george
'run'
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no way

went upstairs after th old man topped th old lady

to top im


i face this




they were nice to us


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when did i go girlie ?

with melissa

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brown belt with a black tip

violent

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doesnt look violent
far from it


looks delicate

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whoooo


just let down

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..


will you tell your professor father i wrote th book

that he bugged th piss out of me about


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had yur arm around a girl

afte rme

yur arm around a



really effeminite guy


ina leather jacket


didnt like my

lesbian


femal bouncer at a country club

me and bobbie used to commentate
when she beat shit out of th guys



girlfriend

i married er


melissa stopped calling

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ammonia
'drugs'
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last cone


was a brief


visit

back online



i'll not subject you

to my testicles talking

online



without a decent buffer


there's lots more happened in th last month and yeah


if i explored last month

which i haven written much about

i;d show you


much of

next month


which hasnt happened yet


for every action

there is an equal and opposite reaction

including

in th psychic world




dont care what you think


care that it works




i proved it for me


i can wait a hundred years



i'll still b here

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wendy mathews
'the day you went away'
+++


too psychic

to trained psychic

to take unawares



pay a heavy porice but

my death

i'll see

in graphic detail

before it happens



and have to live with it

at least six months


what i get for training it





worth it but

impresses th shit out of my girlfriends



i pull in th drive


why sad beautiful lady ?



wanna wash yur car

looking good matters


cant find th carsponge





i'll just grab th one i bought

on th way here


instead of buyin ya chocolate



if i cook some nice asian food

will you eat it ?



it's good enough to love and live with

it doesnt need


anybody elses










belief









and that's


how you become magic






diarize


be anal about it



and





















no secrets


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anything is possible

"and th truth shall set you free"


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infinitely large universe

i buld with a infintely small particle



world constructed in opposites


reality made from

nothing



reality made out of bullshit


cant talk about it

straight




doesnt make sense then



go figure


einstein was kinda right


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most money spent on

bullshit

wizard called harry potter


i'm a real potter

make pottery ocarinas


with real magic

penyless



cause it's


real

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I AM THE REAL THING

AN OPERANT PSYCHIC HUMAN

AND I AM DANGEROUS


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beware

ultrasensitive at large

+++


i jacked down th sensitivity

still lethal but


i dont strike

pre emptively anymore

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rickie lee jones
'on saturday afternoons in 1963'
+++


hi mum

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genie

uncle genie
tellin stories

about how psychic yur mum was


yeah ok



but mum


was yur blood money curse

dropped th twin trade towers seven days later


and all in server logs



public


i'd rather they didnt fight mum


i want th infinite resources

endless leand

above my head



if they dont kill me

i'll get em

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kelis
'milk shake'
+++

course
ya meet me in th flesh

you see


BLACK



nasty


a cunt



massive veins
muscles and


no fear




but you talk



to jennifer





most ppl
includin kuta lady




who gave me this song


dont remember th conversation




doesnt add up

in th mind


girls in th street
scream at me to put a top on

i had a jesus beard till yesterday



they thinkin i'm a girl

dancin on my unicycle


so funny



it's all about balance



+++


becoming a zen master is easy

living with it can be ****ed


+++


i unicycle in th surf

soon



and just catch some ****in waves
without a ****in camera chasin me


"yeah right"

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do re mi
'man overboard'(remix)
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i speak with you again online diary
when kuta provides

with love and shit

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kutaman

lethal kadaitcha man of kuta