primitive aliens ( no interest )

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primitive aliens ( no interest )
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wow
that was a long sleep

paulie was a bit pissed last night


gummint came thru
five hundred dollars interest free


just gotta get my head together
and go visit th post office
they'll take th car registration payment

***
do re mi
'new taboos'
***

ok windows

***


lost th lights program
while on th net

maybe xp needs another reboot

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do re mi
'big accident
***

$340 for six months
so th gummint can keep tabs on me in my vehicle

plates on th front and rear
identifying me

long as i stay in my car


they dont need plates on me


***

soon as i park th car
and join th throng

i become anonymous again

under the many many cameras
they have strung around th city

***


im payin it
nearly a month early

***
presidents of th united states
'naked and famous'
***

and to think i used to be a one percenter

***


so i have drugs on this good day
and i've rejoined th human race

a loan over my head
albeit a small one

interest free
and

th stress levels are lower

***


just waitin for my brain to wake up
c'mon brain
it's two o clock

***
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no02'
***

"put it in you"

***


we'll see

***


time for another birthday cigar

***

karen wants to do a proper beach shoot
"on th big beach'
i aint goin otherwise

***


shower time
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much better

***
butthole surfers
'pepper'
***

"wet stuff paulie"
k

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"dont forget"

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"welcome to wednesday wiz"

***


hmm


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i dont like th new bong

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"used to make one a day at th farm"

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i paid my drivers license a day late
no extra fee

but th car rego
they slug ya ten percent if yur a day late

****in gummint



***
u2
'sunday bloody sunday'
***

automatic fine

a $41 reinstatement fee

they've got us ****ed

***


and as usual
we turn around en masse
lubricate our arseholes

and take it

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time to take th limo for a drive
and pay another six months
so i can drive it legally for a time

with plates front and rear
so they can identify th car easily

u gunna make me wear a crash helemt at th piss trough next ?

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acdc
'highway to hell'
***

back
ok i bought ya somethin for th bath
dont give it to lee this time

***

the land surfer dude's car is paid up to october

rock on

***

just consume a few drugs
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ok

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janes addiction
'jane says'
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g'day sweetheart

***


see ya tomorra

***


"wot about jane ?"
maybe over easter

***

can i keep my hands off jane's cute arse ?

***


there's a book and a bath waiting
later
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system of a down
'chop suey'
***

smoke break

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bath smells nice again

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gorillaz
'clint eastwood'
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makin dinner and wanderin th house in a sarong...
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unpause

little brother has come home
it's much later


he's goin out to dinner with a girl
<<< smile >>>

***


gunna sit in th garden at dusk
and throw some water on th grass
it's brownin off


autumn winds have grown strong

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6.30 pm
time for a hair of th dog that bit me

a bourbon

***


yum


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david essex
'rock on'
***


now a little marijuana

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"tight arse"

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chasin music for a coupel lady friends soon
better put my thinking cap on

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jen 3 unicycle still sits on th passenger seat of th falcon
jen 2 across th back seat


dripping

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the red hot chilli peppers
'track no05'
***

"i got a bad disease..."

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wanna download some new flyin music for th unicycle

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"boy's bike'
yeah not a ****in two wheeled girls bike


****in pussies

***

cant stand em

***


go and play on yur safety bicycles somewhere else
preferably in private

i find it a bit
mastabatory

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ya sit down to pee man

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th apprenctie and i were ridin on sunday
he on a girls bike
two wheels


a mountain bike
and stuffin our rides thru th gardens

i found a well disguised hole
buried under th vegetation


two wheels goes thru it
one wheel doesnt

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do re mi
'after th volcano'
***
ok
it was a big hole

think i mighta said

britney spears at th time

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just amblin along
thru th garden bed
ridin in th


succulent plants
such as they are

and
whoop


no unicycle under me

houston
excuse i

houston
i got a ****in hole problem

just took out th wheel

stop laughin at me ya little ****
yur on
two
wheels

****in girl

***


we were ridin past th girls

black eyed peas
'05 shut up'


they were tellin us how cool

ok
i;ve heard this before

th apprentice was
wot are they on about ?

i was in th garden bed at th time

takin a long cut round a tree
and waited till i returned to th path to say


they're girls man

no lady
that was cooler

got an appreciative squeel

so i left a litle rubber on th concrete path
couple of small slides

acceleration burnouts


come on mate
let's go out th end of th jetty

***


really
really


like th grass banks
with th white sand on concrete bases

at th redcliffe board walk

it's a bit in feel
like droppin into a bowl


dean's been practisin

put his uni up for sale
got three ppl interested in it

he's buyin a muni

mountain unicycle

he's gettin a bit big for a toy

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a perfect circle
'the hollow'
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we need a pool man

maybe next summer

operant conditioning

let's find out what we can do on em


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th lip has a steel combing


slippery from all th bicycle tyres


very little traction


th unicycle wheel slips
and

drops into th bowl


"committed now"


a slide down th
curve

till th pace
equals th rotational speed of a
tractive tyre

then turn into th slide
and ride off th trick



scary as
first time

***
david essex
'rock on'
***


try a travellator man


***

left knee is in complaining mode again

bastard
thought it was better

had a stack with my nephew


his pedal took out mine

said that one was an accident


jarred th knee
hard


was a stiff launch

th knee was up to
a thirty k fly on th wheel

but not to
high g impacts

i got tossed pretty far
landed on my feet

but not pretty

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bananarama
'venus'
***

bastard

***


yur supposed to know where i am


***


cut him off a few times after that
brought th blood to th boil

eventually we both smiled again

maybe thirty seconds later ok

we dont carry it too far
too many smiles to see

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nearly took th mountain bike out
from th rear wheel

if i'd had a couple more k's of inertia stored


he woulda been down


hit it on a beautiful clean angle
and th deflection was kind to me

all th balances lined up ya dig
and it kicked his wheel out of sync

but he got two
gyro's spinning

ah well


bit more pace young man
and i woulda thrown ya

***
yothu yindi
'romance at garma'
***


'would buckled his wheel anyway"
ah no
it did that


oh yeah

his front tyre popped


bout two k's shy of th car
so he travelled on a flat back to th car


hey wait up for me
couldnt keep up with th solo wheel

***


<<< smile >>>

"dont **** with th wizard little man"

"ya know better"


***
the black eyed peas
'latin girls'
***


locked myself out of th car
th other week

hit up th subway shop
for a plastic strap
for th cartons


and was in th car within five minutes
of findin myself locked out


it's happened before

comes with th territory
mixin drugs and performance

as usual though
no problems at all

ridin into a shop on a unicycle


walk in
can you help me break into my car ?
by supplying me with a piece of plastic strap


no worries


<<< smile >>>

***

REBOOT

***


ah a clean environment
ctrl alt delete
wot we got running ?

iupmycnk.exe

i dont think so

end process


found another one i didnt liek th look of
and terminated it too


if i **** up
then maybe i need to do another reboot

i aint that much of a newbie though

***


we're goin exploring where th wild viruses thrive
has everybody clocked th
wot's runnin in our computer now ?

before we log on to th net

every now and then

i go into
that mad microsoft creation

the registry

and delete a bunch of

runonce and run entries


even with th update
xp struggles

and occasionally
th toolbar repair tool that lives on my desktop

comes to th rescue yet again

cause it wont load explorer


i've written explorer hacking tools

i dig it


***

set th controls for th heart of th sun
and hope th computer hasnt gone senile
at least pray it's not running windows

engage

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[ERROR]


oh good

thank **** for that


system test successful


now
you have five minutes to figure out how to
override th overrides
and successfully fly th ship into th sun

figure that you have an alien fleet attacking you
and you carry a secret that they must not get
at any cost


your test begins now...

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later pudknocker

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th wizard of nuthin

***

p.s.


th world really is a shithole
but with really good drugs
it can look rosie for a time...

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happy pirating

<<< wicked ****in smile >>>

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sharkie