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Mike T. 01-01-2005 11:44 PM

OT: Safe Riddles
 
A Buddhist, a Zoroastrian, and a Wiccan walk into a bar. The bartender says,
"You guys are in the wrong joke."

/sorry
//really, really sorry



Rhyanon 01-02-2005 02:07 PM

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That's kinda funny, for some odd reason. I guess it's so unexpected.....

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Phil Carmody 01-02-2005 03:48 PM

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"Rhyanon" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...]> writes:

What is?
Did you perhaps want to leave some context _before_ your _reply_ to it?
Such as:


Anyway, you say it's ...



Vaguely reminiscent of the "Bernard Righton" (a diametric antithesis to
Bernard Manning, who is an ignorant and offensive racist, sexist, and
everything-else-ist bigot) joke:

(needs to be said with a broad Yorkshire accent for full effect)

A Jew, a Chinaman, and a Pakistani walk into a pub.
What a perfect example of a racially integrated society.


Bernard Righton is a character of the actor John Thompson, who for
example also plays the host of 'Jazz Club', and professor Denzil
Dexter, on /The Fast Show/.


Phil

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tadchem 01-02-2005 03:52 PM

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The 'unexpected' is the essence of humor. That and pain.

The two main tools of humor are surprise, pain, and insult.

No, wait! That's three!

The three main tools of humor are surprise, pain, and insult. And indignity!

No, wait again! That's four!

Among the *main* tools of humor are surprise, pain, insult, and indignity.

<No one laughs at the Spanish Inquisition>

"We laugh because it hurts." - Robert Heinlein


Tom Davidson
Richmond, VA



Danny Kodicek 01-02-2005 07:02 PM

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indignity!

Scott Adams (of Dilbert fame) suggests that all humour combines at least two
of the following:

Cuteness
Meanness
Bizarreness
Recognizability
Naughtiness
Cleverness.

Rather a good list, I think.

Danny



keith 01-03-2005 12:55 AM

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On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 19:02:59 +0000, Danny Kodicek wrote:


I'd say that without more than a bit of "rocognizability" the rest don't
matter. Humor is all about making the ordinary look extraordinary.
Dilbert wouldn't be at all funny if we hadn't seen the PHBs in life!

--
Keith


Rhyanon 01-03-2005 05:04 PM

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I don't bother to adjust my posts for morons too stupid to know what's being
discussed, you inbred, father ****ing, whoreson.

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Rhyanon 01-03-2005 05:05 PM

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indignity!

Shit you not, my 12 year old daughter decided that is to be her Halloween
costume this year. Yes, they begin planning these things this early....




Rhyanon 01-03-2005 05:06 PM

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unexpected.....
indignity.
two

Alice, Dogbert, and Catbert are my favorites. A razor filled, toxic,
addictive, fattening donut, indeed.......




Pig Bladder 01-03-2005 08:36 PM

OT: Safe Riddles
 
On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 11:04:29 -0600, Rhyanon wrote:


Then I guess it's not necessary to read the posts of ignorami who use
obscenities to express their profound stupidity and arrogance.
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