"N:dlzc D:aol T:com \(dlzc\)" <N: dlzc1 D:cox T:[Only registered users see links. ]> wrote in message news:<dfZ%c.136450$4o.85258@fed1read01>...
I'll add that to my collection of radio humor, right alongside the
"Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous
(how many gentlemen buy bikinis?)
"When you are thirsty, try 7-Up, the refreshing drink in the green
bottle with the big 7 on it and the u-p after. "
"Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs from
the Canadian Broadcorping Castration."
(Spoonerisms are forever!)
"Illiterate? Write for free information. "
(the address is in Braille at the drive-up ATM)