Perhaps a little smile...

A local restaurant paid for a radio ad. The way the radio announcer said
it, it sounded like they were doing good things for the handicapped...

"and now they've added moron trays..."

*more entrees*

David A. Smith

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:-)
I'll add that to my collection of radio humor, right alongside the
classics...

"Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous
figure."
(how many gentlemen buy bikinis?)

"When you are thirsty, try 7-Up, the refreshing drink in the green
bottle with the big 7 on it and the u-p after. "
(of course)

"Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs from
the Canadian Broadcorping Castration."
(Spoonerisms are forever!)

"Illiterate? Write for free information. "
(the address is in Braille at the drive-up ATM)


Tom Davidson
Richmond, VA