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Old 09-08-2010, 12:34 PM
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Who has a great lab joke?
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Old 09-09-2010, 02:10 PM
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none...hehehe
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Why white bears swim so well in the water?
Because they are polar .
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:46 PM
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Why white bears swim so well in the water?
Because they are polar .
Shouldn't that make them drown? You wanna swim well, you need to have a phase separation!

Bryan

EDIT: lab/science/mom joke: Your momma's so dumb she tried to pet Schroeder's cat.

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...to pet Schroeder's cat ...Whuahaha...Great!!!
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
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I read a good one the other day:

Two atoms collide and then say

-Damn.. I think I've lost one of my electrones
-You sure?
-I'm positive

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Old 11-15-2010, 11:21 AM
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Old 11-15-2010, 11:22 AM
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For the Japanese, regardless of whether you choose option one or two, you are required you to pay the entire balance on your credit card each month. A charge card has to be paid off in full every month, a credit card doesn’t – the author seems to be using the two terms interchangeably, which they are not. The cashier recounted to me in Japanese each item she rang up, not that I understood what she was saying. Obviously she realized this because when it came time to announce the total, she smiled politely and turned the display around for me to see the price. I handed her my credit card.
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Well, it’s amazing. The miracle has been done. Well done.
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